Swollen Eyes and Ears

Marshall and Lily are forever couples. They haven't slept with anyone but each other. Although Lily's experience is debatable, technically they made love with each other only. You haven't been to the Empire State Building yet if you haven't been on the top -How I Met Your Mother. They even know EVERYTHING about each other. In one episode, they had an exchange of stories (in detail) about what they did that day. They look so cute together. I hope they're real couples =) =) =)

In real life, there's a couple trying to be like Lily and Marshall but aren't really cute to look at. Like Lily and Marshall, they tell everything about each other, in detail also. However, contrary to what most of us feel about the cute couple-Lily and Marshal, couple Mira and Railey are irritating to both my eyes and ears. Mira is a nice girl, I met her during community service. But when she is with Railey, she is the opposite. They're both nice but you know when two nice people are together they're like too nice to look at that you'd rather not look at them. That is what I feel about them. Anyway, Mira and I became good friends. We were together at three outreach activities. First was at Cavite, then at Laguna and most recently at Bataan.

It took us 2 hours to reach Cavite and it also took my ears two hours to hear again. My ears felt numb after two hours listening to Mira say 'I love you' one hundred times or even more to her boyfriend over the phone. Mira played the role of a tour guide on our way to Cavite. She reported to Railey every turn we took and every animal we saw. She acted like nobody was with her or maybe she thought we were enjoying her broadcasting. When we were in Laguna I thought it would be fine since they were together but NOOO. We still had a tour guide but this time we had two. I don't understand why they had to tell each other everything they saw when they both know that the other one saw the same thing! It was worse. I hoped it would be different in Bataan but NOOO again. Yes they were quiet on the second half of the trip but guess what? It was my eyes' turn to feel the pain. They were hugging each other tightly that not even a saw can separate them. It was worse than a porno. After those three unforgettable trips, I swore to myself that I will never be with anyone of them again.