Hey granny!

This entry is dedicated to my very charming neighbor, Fran.

Fran is my very handsome neighbor who lives a block away from my house. Besides the fact that we live in the same village, I know him because their helper is the sister of our past helper. Those two sisters used to tease me with Fran and because of that, I kind of hoped he'd be knocking on my door with flowers and chocolates. Anyway, it's sad how a boy-next-door would end up nursing an old woman.

He is into this old lady so much that he picks her up at her office everyday then brings her to her place. FYI, that lady lives in Antipolo and Fran lives in Paranaque. No wonder Fran goes home at 2 am. Is she so old that she can't step on a pedal and turn a stirring wheel? Move a muscle old lady! My grandma's stronger than you bitch! Good thing he doesn't bring her to her office. That would be too much. He better get paid.

Please Fran don't make us see you cuddle. I'd rather go to Home for the Aged than watch the two of you!

Irritating. Annoying. Weird. It's just so wrong.

Fran's 24 and granny's 38. It reminds me of the cute and sad song Don't Cry Joni by Conway Twitty. The lyrics of that song is sad but cute while the story of Fran and granny (I won't bother researching her name!) is gross and disappointing.

I just have to insert once again one of the episodes of How I Met Your Mother. In this episode, Robin introduced the guy that he's been dating after Ted, to the group. Knowing that the guy is a few years older than Robin, Ted sees this guy as a very old man when in fact he is not. I feel like I'm Ted. Every time I see his girlfriend, that bitch old lady, I feel like she's as old my grandma.