N.A.S.L.
I caught Regina, my 18-yr old helper using my laptop three times in a row. The first time I caught her, I told her I'll tell her parents about it if she does it again. The following day, she used my laptop again. Thinking how Regina might end up with bruises all over her body and a strand of hair left, I didn't talk to her parents. Nevertheless, I gave her a homily on why using someone else's belongings without permission is bad. She said she wouldn't do it again. True enough, when I got home the next day, my laptop was on the exact spot where I left it and was sure to be unused. I felt like my homily moved Regina. That day was very long that I went to bed right after I had dinner. I was really expecting I'd be getting a very nice sleep. But I guess my homily didn't work after all. Regina woke me up with her giggle.
I lost my control and screamed at her. I told her I will really tell her parents this time. She cried, it made me stop. I let her explain herself. It all started with the letters N,A,S and L. Our neighbor, Mikki, told Regina to download mIRC, a software that enables you to make new friends online. She met her "boyfriend" Gerome there. She said it was so sweet of Gerome to be the first to ask N(ame)A(ge)S(ex)L(ocation) compared to other guys who just wait for the girls to take initiative. Regina concluded that she fell inlove the first time they had a conversation. Before Gerome logged out, he asked Regina if he can be her boyfriend. That was the last thing she heard from Gerome that day. Due to Regina's eagerness to say "yes" to Gerome, Regina went online the following day at the same time she went online the other day. Gerome gave Regina flowers on that day and she marked it as their first date. The night I caught Regina, they have decided to take it to the next level. Good thing I woke up before they actually did take it to the next level. I told Regina how lame it was for them to "do it" online. I told her that if Gerome really loves her, he should be man enough to tell her that face to face. After that night, Regina never used my laptop. They never communicated thru mIRC again, they didn't have to.. they see each other face to face every Sunday, on Regina's day off anyway.
I caught Regina, my 18-yr old helper using my laptop three times in a row. The first time I caught her, I told her I'll tell her parents about it if she does it again. The following day, she used my laptop again. Thinking how Regina might end up with bruises all over her body and a strand of hair left, I didn't talk to her parents. Nevertheless, I gave her a homily on why using someone else's belongings without permission is bad. She said she wouldn't do it again. True enough, when I got home the next day, my laptop was on the exact spot where I left it and was sure to be unused. I felt like my homily moved Regina. That day was very long that I went to bed right after I had dinner. I was really expecting I'd be getting a very nice sleep. But I guess my homily didn't work after all. Regina woke me up with her giggle.
I lost my control and screamed at her. I told her I will really tell her parents this time. She cried, it made me stop. I let her explain herself. It all started with the letters N,A,S and L. Our neighbor, Mikki, told Regina to download mIRC, a software that enables you to make new friends online. She met her "boyfriend" Gerome there. She said it was so sweet of Gerome to be the first to ask N(ame)A(ge)S(ex)L(ocation) compared to other guys who just wait for the girls to take initiative. Regina concluded that she fell inlove the first time they had a conversation. Before Gerome logged out, he asked Regina if he can be her boyfriend. That was the last thing she heard from Gerome that day. Due to Regina's eagerness to say "yes" to Gerome, Regina went online the following day at the same time she went online the other day. Gerome gave Regina flowers on that day and she marked it as their first date. The night I caught Regina, they have decided to take it to the next level. Good thing I woke up before they actually did take it to the next level. I told Regina how lame it was for them to "do it" online. I told her that if Gerome really loves her, he should be man enough to tell her that face to face. After that night, Regina never used my laptop. They never communicated thru mIRC again, they didn't have to.. they see each other face to face every Sunday, on Regina's day off anyway.
At least they see each other now. It would be really lame if they start sending cyber kisses! And wow, I already forgot mIRC! Maybe you should tell Regina to make a Facebook account, but she might start using your laptop again.
ReplyDeleteI really think online dating is a lame way to find someone. Besides, the online world is full of people who pretend to be someone else. Regina is lucky to have found someone decent.
ReplyDeleteI agree with what you said about online dating.
ReplyDeleteLambchoppers: Regina can use the computers at her school I guess.
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